Ive had the 'wonderful' idea of starting a Bestukforums Problem Page Well, thread, really. Every now and then someone starts a thread asking for advice about relationships / emotional problems / sh*t in general, and many of us offer reams of suggestions. This is because were all lovely However, every now and then one of these threads will slip off the front page without much of a response - which cant be very pleasant for the poor sod who wants the advice. Hence this thread. (Which may also slip away leaving me playing the role of the poor sod)

So ... if you have a problem, if no-one else can help maybe you should ask us problem shared problem halved ... ! <cue music>

Ive got a problem. I wanna know if anyone else is going through the same thing, and ideas on how i can get over it

I just love wonder woman and i just can stop myself from dressing up like her. People look at me in the street and give me funny looks. i dont know why. Here is a pic of me in the outfit. Whats wrong with that? I think I look quite attractive. I need to stop this though as its affecting my work. People dont seem to respect me any more.

Please help.

I think you look very fetching in it, ignore what other people think and just enjoy yourself, you only live once after all.

Maddy, I wonder if you could help me? I think I am gradually going normal... I always thought I was mad but a lot of my postings are beginning to make sense... and that scares me. The other thing I noticed was hairs on the palm of my hands... Do you think the two are connected? Yours desperately (not seing Susan, though).

The Voice

I wonder if maybe one of these would help?

Scorpio,

Thanks - you've shown yourself to be a true friend since I've joined these forums, but alas, they don't work. Many have tried to put me in one, but all have failed. But any other suggestions would be welcome (one mouthful at a time please!).

Your humble servant, The Voice.

[QUOTE=chris@69.com,Sep 18 2004, 11:19 AM]
The Voice [/QUOTE]
hello voice how r u 2day i am chris@69.com welcome[/QUOTE]
Hello Chris,

I am fine thanks, yourself?

I must say, since joing I have been made very welcome - especially that Scorpio... what a woman, what intelligence and what a sense of humour. When God created a woman he knew how to give them a gift! But back to you; yes, things are cracking along. I have no doubt we shall cross paths in the future; one wise word there, one here.

Take care my friend,

Voice.

Its not pathetic. You enjoy it and thats all that matters

Hi Chris Nice to meet you

Dear Auntie BUKF.

What can I do about all the sex, nudity,bad language and violence on my video recorder?

Dont tape any of it, HQ

What do you do if youre a normal guy going about your business, and something or someone just Slaps you round the head????

In a really nice way.

my problem is i think ive ben goin senile since my teens lol they do say havin babies makes u loose your memory!!!!! i forget everything!! my bfriend used to despair now he just laughs at me!!!!! is it piklin of brain cells from sex drugs and alchol!!!! ok maybe not the sex !!!lol im a stereotype blonde i think who was born with red hair lol so if anyone could lend me a few braincells it would be to a good cause and very kind!!!

morning all Im back after a long rest of 18 hours sleep!!! DID you have a good B/day Ricky??

Morning Liam. RB that sig is sooooooooooooooooo cool

Afternoon Scorpio Thanks I thought it was pretty funny.

THanks for what?

Arsenal should always loose lol

cause im a spurs fan!!!!!

Me too!
well.. more than any other team...

YOu were working last night?

no I was sleeping I dont work on a satuday I sleep it lolol I have to make up for the sleep I lose in the week cos I'm on here

hey scorpio if u like my signatures my friend does them for me if u describe wot u would like ill ask her to do it for u hun

Wow thats really nice thankyou. Im happy with my current one at the moment though. I'll let you know when I get bored

Its really not that hard to do you know Liam. I just found my one on the internet. How many times have I told you how?

Blocks? You mean you're virus program is turned up too much?

its not my own personal puter I use so its settings are out of my control! Its a piging pain I cant even get on Ebay! let alone any porn sites

You go on google for the picture game though right?

hi im rainbows b/f russ and just want to ask the person in your quote what are they doing for you on there knees and oh yeah rainbow says frog will be fine!

yes I do but it can be hard to get on to some site that people ask for like Lara croft...Cos its a game and we cant download stuff!

HI LIAM!!!!!
how r u?

tell me what i have to do then boy ill do it yum!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm yeah right Russ


Liam! Have a look at these.

and this

(sorry people.. talk amongst yourselves.. lol )